I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
no, he came in my armpit
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We were destined to go to rehab together
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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