Is it normal to miss your booty call?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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