Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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