The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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