Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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