Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
