Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
We talked him into tasing himself.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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