Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Randomize
