Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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