Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
she smelled like a LAN party
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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