dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
is wine microwaveable?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
