I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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