dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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