CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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