she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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