Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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