I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
And then he peed in my hair
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