Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Bring me that man meat
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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