That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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