check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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