Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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