I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Randomize
