I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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