guys are not supposed to queef...right?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
