its not stalking. its research.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Randomize
