24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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