his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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