That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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