Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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