shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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