A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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