She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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