At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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