She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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