I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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