He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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