I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Randomize
