I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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