i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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