When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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