Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You are the jesus of drinking
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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