i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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