i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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