The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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