Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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