i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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