you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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