Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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