idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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