There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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