I wanna bring you to show and tell
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
