I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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